Continental Breakfast Puns

A list of puns related to "Continental Breakfast"

Wife Dadjoked My Son - May Need To Check Her For A Penis

Wife made son(14) breakfast today. He said, "Mom, my eggs are shaped like Australia." Wife responded, "It's a continental breakfast, son."

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👤︎ u/imdickie
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you eat off of a tectonic plate?

A Continental breakfast.

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👤︎ u/flobadoba33
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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