A list of puns related to "Competitive Eating"
...but I've got some Trix up my sleeve
Inspired by a recent post here
There was a lot of beef between the competitors.
Turns out he Juan first place.
It's totally irrational, it would just go on forever.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
Went to a local restaurant with my dad and younger siblings earlier today. When our waitress came along and pointed out their all you can eat buffalo wing special, my dad pulled this:
Dad: "All you can eat, huh? You know, I tried to get into the competitive eating scene once."
Brother: "You did? When was that? Why didn't you keep going?"
Dad: "Well, after a few competitions I just couldn't stomach the pressure anymore."
Even the waitress groaned.
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