He's a cocker espanol
Found a technician in my local directory but he says it’s terminal.
He's against the capitalism
He is Espanyol
March Fourth
Rott-wireless
It was ‘espanyol’.
She's Espanyol.
It’s a Tale of Whoa.
He was a man of a fish scent, see.
I think it's data.
The Kernel.
Will was not happy to hear the news
"I find your lack of face disturbing."
I guess sometimes sit just happens
A kernel.
is trusting your instincts.
The police would make you bring it back.
Thus, he named his tent after the poet Edgar Allen Poe. Unfortunately, when the enemy threw a grenade into our camp, both the commander and her wife got a nasty wound to the groin. The army doctor took them to his medical tent to examine the damage, examining first the commander and then his wife.
After concluding the investigation, the wife asked the doctor if she or his husband could try to have any children soon.
Seeing that the commander had left for his tent and was no longer present, the doctor answered: "Yes, but he is in Poe tent"
When I asked why, he said, "I have no idea who you are, and this is my trampoline."
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Guess she just wanted her conversation to be private.
A-Ten-Chin!!
Two scientists are studying how far frogs can jump. Their first step was to teach a frog to jump on command. This completed, they yelled jump, and the frog jumped 8 meters. Considering what effect each leg had, they then amputated one leg and yelled jump again. The frog jumped 6 meters. After noting this, they amputated a second leg. After yelling jump, the frog jumps 4 meters. This was such an interesting result that they went on to amputate a third leg. This time, the frog was only able to leap 2 meters. Feeling a breakthrough was coming, they amputated the last leg. Despite yelling jump repeatedly, the frog wouldn't move. Their conclusions were that amputation of more than 3 legs causes deafness in frogs.
The infantry
And orders everyone around.
Now it's called the USS Arrrr.
But nothing’s set in stone yet.
Answer: When you walk into the bathroom and you see the linoleum blown apart.
He suspected one of the congregants may have stolen the bike but he didn't want to falsely accuse anyone. He decided to go to a local rabbi for advice. The rabbi advised the priest to give the next sermon about the 10 Commandments and when he gets to "thou shall not steal", look around to see if anyone is nervous.
A week later the rabbi sees the priest on his bike. The rabbi said "So I see that my advice worked out as intended". The priest replied "actually I didn't need to go through all of them. When I got to "thou shall not commit adultery", I suddenly remembered where I put my bike.
Fe-male.
Because the shampoo bottle read: Apply, Lather, Rinse, Repeat
abraham stincoln
They caught him on tape
I'm a matheist.
Would it be Devil warship?
He was a great conductor
He's Espanyol
He’s Espanyol
He's Espanyol
He’s Espanyol.
