Come Forth Puns

A list of puns related to "Come Forth"

Jesus told Peter, "Come forth and ye shall have eternal life"

But Peter came fifth and won a toaster

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👤︎ u/ImmaMess13
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"

But I came 5th and won a teapot.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Jesus said unto John. Come forth and receive eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/JSmithy46
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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And god said to John “come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.”

But John came in fifth and only got a toaster.

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👤︎ u/King_Arthur24
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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And god said to John, come forth and receive eternal life

But he cane fifth and won a toaster

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👤︎ u/dildo_Swaginns
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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...and God said "come forth and I will grant you eternal life."

But I came fifth and just got a toaster.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ May 26 2020
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And the Lord said unto John: Come forth and you will receive eternal life.

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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And Jesus said "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But Peter came in fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/Kennedystyle
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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The Lord said to John: Come forth and receive eternal life.

But, John came 5th and got a toaster.

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👤︎ u/rasberryjam5151
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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God said to John " come forth and receive eternal life"

But he came fifth and won a toaster

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👤︎ u/pg13saisgoodbye
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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Jesus said "come forth and receive eternal life"

But Paul came fifth and got a toaster

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👤︎ u/MarkTheBag112
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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The Lord told John to come forth and he will receive eternal life

He came fifth and got a toaster

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👤︎ u/Sarinreach-L
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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The lord told John to come forth and he shall have eternal life.

But he came in fifth and got a toaster.

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👤︎ u/Noobmaster69696
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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And god said to John come forth and receive eternal life

But he came fifth and won a toaster

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👤︎ u/camilodmoreno
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life".

John came fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/MrKrabs7382
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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And the Lord said onto John " Come Forth and ye shall receive eternal life."

But sadly John came in fifth and only received a toaster.

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👤︎ u/Stewie19
📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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Then God said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life"

He came fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/Ryuushinng
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Jesus said, come forth and I'll give you eternal life

Peter came fifth and he won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/Wayne80s
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
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And the Lord said unto John; "Come forth and receive eternal life!"

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/MsCynical
📅︎ Jul 18 2017
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God said "Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life"

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/porkification
📅︎ Dec 27 2016
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And The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life"

...but John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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👤︎ u/TheKetoLyfeChoseMe
📅︎ Jan 16 2014
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Jesus said come forth my son

But I tripped and came fifth

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👤︎ u/Braddles05
📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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