Why are you this way?!
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Went to a diner with a couple I know. They started arguing.

Normally, I'm not one to take sides, but they were so distracted by yelling at each other that I stole her fries and his cole slaw...

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A cabbage crossed the road but got hit by a car.

Must have been a bumper crop.

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