It was the Polar Ex-press
It was quite the in vent shun.
Daddy deserves a spanking for that joke.
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
It’s not cool.
He was afraid he’d get the cold shoulder.
After building a snowman yesterday:
Nephew: "Look grandpa, the snowman is still there!"
My dad: "Yeah but he's probably freezing."
I guess they’re all gonna get the cold shoulder.
My girlfriend and I were walking with her carrying a backpack and I was holding a bag of ice on each shoulder.
Random woman walks by and just looks at both of us and goes "she's really giving you the cold shoulder"
I was just floored. I never saw her before and I've never seen her again but I really hope things are working out for her.
Ouch I'm in alot of rain. What the hail. You little sleet. Sorry for raining on your parade I thought it would be snow problem. I'm going to sleet. What don't give me the cold shoulder. It's ice to see you. Water you doing. Fin
Just give it the cold shoulder!
Because they’re afraid of getting the cold shoulder!
but he gave me the cold shoulder.
now she won't stop giving me the cold shoulder
Puns are my thing at Disney, and when the ride would stop working, I would say over the PA system "I'm sorry everybody, but our ride is Frozen at the moment. I know it's a bit of a fixer upper, but Elsa's giving us the cold shoulder right now, she's really freezing us out. (Or Olaf lost his cool and is having a melt down) Once we can have true love thaw out a Frozen ride, well be back up and running!
Because he has snow pants on...
The wife is giving me the cold shoulder now....
Carrying in groceries from the car and my wife had a large bag of ice. I had one hand free and offered to take something, so she put the bag on my shoulder, to which I replied, "Come on, don't give me the cold shoulder." Her: "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Yesterday a guy in my history class had a bag of ice wrapped around his shoulder (he's a tennis player and I think he just came from practice). I turned to him and said, "Looks like someone gave you the cold shoulder."
He didn't like/get the joke, but it got a chuckle out of my history professor.
My brother is always playing games on his laptop. This annoys my Mum to no end.
As Mum was about to cook dinner:
Mum: I'm going to give [brother] the cold shoulder.
Me without missing a beat: But that's the best part of the ham!
Groan.
The cold shoulder
They gave him the cold shoulder
The cold shoulder
So his wife gave him the cold shoulder
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Got the cold shoulder :(
They gave him the cold shoulder
Cold shoulder.
The cold shoulder 🙄
A cold shoulder
Credit to u/Phoenix_Slayer3000
They gave me the cold shoulder.
the cold shoulder
The cold shoulder.
They gave him the cold shoulder.
The cold shoulder.
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
He got the cold shoulder!
He gave me the cold shoulder.
They don’t want to get the cold shoulder.
*to the party
The cannibal was late for the luncheon, so they gave him the cold shoulder....
He got the cold shoulder
Because they'll give you the cold shoulder.
a cold shoulder...
they gave him the cold shoulder.
