My old girlfriend who gave me the cold shoulder got ran over by a train on Christmas

It was the Polar Ex-press

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📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Random stranger cold blooded floored me

My girlfriend and I were walking with her carrying a backpack and I was holding a bag of ice on each shoulder.

Random woman walks by and just looks at both of us and goes "she's really giving you the cold shoulder"

I was just floored. I never saw her before and I've never seen her again but I really hope things are working out for her.

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📅︎ Aug 26 2016
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A good set of dad jokes for a rainy day

Ouch I'm in alot of rain. What the hail. You little sleet. Sorry for raining on your parade I thought it would be snow problem. I'm going to sleet. What don't give me the cold shoulder. It's ice to see you. Water you doing. Fin

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📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why was the snowman embarrassed to be outside...

Because he has snow pants on...

The wife is giving me the cold shoulder now....

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👤︎ u/kagashin
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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Made the wife groan like a collapsing steel girder

Carrying in groceries from the car and my wife had a large bag of ice. I had one hand free and offered to take something, so she put the bag on my shoulder, to which I replied, "Come on, don't give me the cold shoulder." Her: "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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📅︎ Jul 21 2015
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Dadjoked my mum today.

My brother is always playing games on his laptop. This annoys my Mum to no end.

As Mum was about to cook dinner:

   

Mum: I'm going to give [brother] the cold shoulder.

Me without missing a beat: But that's the best part of the ham!

   

Groan.

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📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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