A list of puns related to "Cold on the Shoulder"
It was the Polar Ex-press
My girlfriend and I were walking with her carrying a backpack and I was holding a bag of ice on each shoulder.
Random woman walks by and just looks at both of us and goes "she's really giving you the cold shoulder"
I was just floored. I never saw her before and I've never seen her again but I really hope things are working out for her.
Ouch I'm in alot of rain. What the hail. You little sleet. Sorry for raining on your parade I thought it would be snow problem. I'm going to sleet. What don't give me the cold shoulder. It's ice to see you. Water you doing. Fin
Because he has snow pants on...
The wife is giving me the cold shoulder now....
Carrying in groceries from the car and my wife had a large bag of ice. I had one hand free and offered to take something, so she put the bag on my shoulder, to which I replied, "Come on, don't give me the cold shoulder." Her: "ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
My brother is always playing games on his laptop. This annoys my Mum to no end.
As Mum was about to cook dinner:
Mum: I'm going to give [brother] the cold shoulder.
Me without missing a beat: But that's the best part of the ham!
Groan.
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