A penny for your thoughts has depreciated quite a bit since that saying was first coined.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
A Spanish doctor recently coined a new term for people who are incapable of feeling empathy. You know what they call it?
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︎ Jan 17 2019
The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I coined a word today!
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︎ May 11 2019
Did you know, in 1910 the term "Penny Arcade" was first coined.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
I wonder if the guy who coined the term, "one hit wonder"β¦
β¦came up with any other catchy phrasesβ¦
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Whoever coined the term "emotional baggage" missed a big opportunity...
... to call it "griefcase".
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︎ Dec 05 2018
Whoever coined the term "dime" for a rating of 10 must like change
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︎ Sep 15 2017
I'm not sure if my dad coined this joke but...
My dad keeps a Kentucky State quarter in his pocket at all times. He will pull it out of his pocket and hand it to somebody. When they look at it, he will ask if they know what kind of horse is pictured. Once they respond with whatever breed they think it may be, he responds with "No, it's a quarter horse of course!"
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︎ Jul 12 2014
Do you think the person who coined the word 'artisanal' did it because it accurately describes the "art is anal"?
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︎ Oct 22 2018
What do you call a man who doesn't have any five cent coins?
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︎ Nov 09 2022
I found a chest full of gold coins digging in the garden.
I went to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
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︎ Sep 04 2022
I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me
I know you have more money than me, you donβt have to be a dick about it!
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︎ Aug 22 2022
Finally, Iβve sorted out my Swedish coin collection.
Theyβre now all in kronalogical order.
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︎ Oct 01 2022
I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....
But then again....I don't like change!
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︎ Sep 30 2022
Royals on the coins
Today, I learned that monarchs on British coins always face in the opposite direction as their predecessors.
Me (IRL): I flip my heir back and forth. I flip my heir back and forth. I flip my heir back and forth.
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︎ Oct 03 2022
A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, βNo change yet.β
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︎ Aug 17 2022
I know a guy who collects rare American coins.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Tom Brady stole my coin and then disappeared
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︎ Aug 16 2022
I used to work at a coin mint, but I ended up quitting because it was so confusing.
I couldnβt make heads or tails of it.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of coins at me
I get that you have more money than me, no need to rub it in
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︎ Aug 28 2022
In the Wizarding World you can buy two pairs of silicon dioxide crystals for one gold coin.
Because there are four quartz to a galleon.
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︎ Sep 02 2022
Why did the coin machine have a mental breakdown?
He just couldnβt make cents of it all anymore
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︎ Jul 02 2022
A pirate found a cell phone ringing in a pile of gold coins
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︎ Jul 17 2022
"How is that kid that swallowed all those coins doing?"
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︎ Jul 22 2022
A man walks into a doctor's office. "Doc," he says, "you've got to help me, I have a really weird cough.". "What do you mean, weird?" the doctor asks.
The man pulls out a handkerchief. He coughs and hacks into it and - a coin falls out of his mouth!
The doctor pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the coin. It's a piece of outdated Danish currency, with FREDERIK IX KONGE AF DANMARK stamped around the rim.
"Ah, I see," the doctor says. "Another case of kronervirus."
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︎ Oct 08 2022
You should keep 25 cent coins hidden in your hair
Then no one will find your secret head quarters.
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︎ May 15 2022
My kid got admitted to the hospital after swallowing a bunch of coins.
48 hours later, no change.
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︎ May 22 2022
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer...
I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
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︎ Sep 26 2022
I find it really annoying whenever I see a homeless person shake a can of coins at me.
I always think to myself, "I get it! You have more money than me!"
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︎ Jun 14 2022
What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was on trial?
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︎ Oct 20 2022
Unreaβcenβable
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︎ Sep 02 2022
How do you buy Reddit coins?
You swipe your Reddit card
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︎ Jun 17 2022
I used to have a swear jar, but I changed it into a pessimism jar. Every time I get negative feelings, I put a coin in it.
Itβs currently half empty.
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︎ Oct 20 2021
To mark Brexit the Royal Mint has commissioned a new coin...
Apparently the design of the coin is finished but they're having a lot of problems with the border.
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︎ Jun 13 2022
Bit coin or something idk
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︎ May 16 2021
When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them
In other words, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back
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︎ Dec 27 2021
I found a coin on the street the other day, and it had teeth marks all over it.
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︎ Dec 25 2021
One time I flipped a coin and it managed to land right on its edge.
Unbelievable right? I couldn't make heads or tails of it myself.
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︎ May 14 2022
What do you call a dedicated place for collecting self awareness, 100 year commemorative small coins that depict mythical horse-men who lead 100 men?
A sentient centaur centurion centenial cent center.
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︎ Apr 14 2022
What has 3 heads and 3 tails but no body?
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︎ Oct 30 2022
cat-shier
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︎ Aug 07 2022
My son wanted to invest in bit coins.
It was a hell of a dentist bill.
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︎ Mar 22 2022
Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?
He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.
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︎ Sep 06 2022
I like to leave a small container of coins above my door at night to warn me if anyone is entering my room
I call it my spidey-cents
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︎ Jan 15 2022
Why don't the Americans like the new $1 coin
Maybe they're just not a fan of change
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said...
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