A penny for your thoughts has depreciated quite a bit since that saying was first coined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinco1971
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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A Spanish doctor recently coined a new term for people who are incapable of feeling empathy. You know what they call it?

Empanada

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePizzo856
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freeaboo_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I coined a word today!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Did you know, in 1910 the term "Penny Arcade" was first coined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0rse1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I wonder if the guy who coined the term, "one hit wonder"…

…came up with any other catchy phrases…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Whoever coined the term "emotional baggage" missed a big opportunity...

... to call it "griefcase".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xystus6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Whoever coined the term "dime" for a rating of 10 must like change
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xkilcreath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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I'm not sure if my dad coined this joke but...

My dad keeps a Kentucky State quarter in his pocket at all times. He will pull it out of his pocket and hand it to somebody. When they look at it, he will ask if they know what kind of horse is pictured. Once they respond with whatever breed they think it may be, he responds with "No, it's a quarter horse of course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squallstormviii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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Do you think the person who coined the word 'artisanal' did it because it accurately describes the "art is anal"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaerin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call a man who doesn't have any five cent coins?

Nicholas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giantsgiants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2022
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I found a chest full of gold coins digging in the garden.

I went to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualSpeedruner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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I really hate it when beggars shake their coin jar at me

I know you have more money than me, you don’t have to be a dick about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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Finally, I’ve sorted out my Swedish coin collection.

They’re now all in kronalogical order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moorda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2022
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I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....

But then again....I don't like change!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2022
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Royals on the coins

Today, I learned that monarchs on British coins always face in the opposite direction as their predecessors.

Me (IRL): I flip my heir back and forth. I flip my heir back and forth. I flip my heir back and forth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punchbag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2022
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A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital.

When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, β€œNo change yet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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I know a guy who collects rare American coins.

He has no common cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateCruzz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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Tom Brady stole my coin and then disappeared

I want my quarter back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dropped86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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I used to work at a coin mint, but I ended up quitting because it was so confusing.

I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redleafwater7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of coins at me

I get that you have more money than me, no need to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2022
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In the Wizarding World you can buy two pairs of silicon dioxide crystals for one gold coin.

Because there are four quartz to a galleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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Why did the coin machine have a mental breakdown?

He just couldn’t make cents of it all anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue-Faces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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A pirate found a cell phone ringing in a pile of gold coins

It was a booty call

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pookells
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2022
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"How is that kid that swallowed all those coins doing?"

"No change yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2022
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A man walks into a doctor's office. "Doc," he says, "you've got to help me, I have a really weird cough.". "What do you mean, weird?" the doctor asks.

The man pulls out a handkerchief. He coughs and hacks into it and - a coin falls out of his mouth!

The doctor pulls out a magnifying glass and examines the coin. It's a piece of outdated Danish currency, with FREDERIK IX KONGE AF DANMARK stamped around the rim.

"Ah, I see," the doctor says. "Another case of kronervirus."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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You should keep 25 cent coins hidden in your hair

Then no one will find your secret head quarters.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2022
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My kid got admitted to the hospital after swallowing a bunch of coins.

48 hours later, no change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2022
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My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer...

I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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I find it really annoying whenever I see a homeless person shake a can of coins at me.

I always think to myself, "I get it! You have more money than me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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What did Abraham Lincoln say when he was on trial?

I’m in-a-cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotepVision
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2022
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Unrea”cen”able
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gimmeabreak1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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How do you buy Reddit coins?

You swipe your Reddit card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinitorbinit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2022
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I used to have a swear jar, but I changed it into a pessimism jar. Every time I get negative feelings, I put a coin in it.

It’s currently half empty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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To mark Brexit the Royal Mint has commissioned a new coin...

Apparently the design of the coin is finished but they're having a lot of problems with the border.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrowConscious
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2022
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Bit coin or something idk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naughtyballsack
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them

In other words, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WD40911
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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I found a coin on the street the other day, and it had teeth marks all over it.

It was a Bitcoin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flopsychops
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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One time I flipped a coin and it managed to land right on its edge.

Unbelievable right? I couldn't make heads or tails of it myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hi_im_grape
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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What do you call a dedicated place for collecting self awareness, 100 year commemorative small coins that depict mythical horse-men who lead 100 men?

A sentient centaur centurion centenial cent center.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puppy-Zwolle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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What has 3 heads and 3 tails but no body?

3 coins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upper_case_dude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2022
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cat-shier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scorpi0n49
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2022
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My son wanted to invest in bit coins.

It was a hell of a dentist bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RomeoTessaract
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Why did the dinosaur put beef bullion in his hot water heater tank?

He wanted to go extinct in a meatier shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moistdadsquad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2022
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I like to leave a small container of coins above my door at night to warn me if anyone is entering my room

I call it my spidey-cents

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Why don't the Americans like the new $1 coin

Maybe they're just not a fan of change

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcitingColt552
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said...

'No change yet'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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