Coin Collecting Puns

A list of puns related to "Coin Collecting"

Why should you never marry someone that likes collecting weird coins

They have no common cents

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👤︎ u/youtyj
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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👤︎ u/RAClef
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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Took me awhile, but I was finally able to get my hands in some Iranian money for my coin collection!

I'm rial-ly developing a respectable collection, lemme tell ya!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 05 2020
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My friend keeps his rare coin collection where it could easily be stolen.

I mean, he has no common cents.

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👤︎ u/RAconsensualPE
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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My father always stored his coin collection in Altoids tins...

He claimed it kept them in mint condition

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👤︎ u/Lord_Ardmore
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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My son asked me to exchange a bunch of American coins I collected as a kid.

How dare he? They have centimental value.

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👤︎ u/xbasicgirlx
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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On a trip to Switzerland, Sister Came up With This Gem

We were collecting all the left over currency we had and giving it to my father so he could store it. My sister mentioned she had a few coins. My father said he didn't want any cents, just franks. My sister replies: But don't you want frankincense? (frank an' cents)

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👤︎ u/therealcardshark
📅︎ Dec 30 2015
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