The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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Did you hear about the man who only collected rare pennies?

He didn't have a lot of common cents.

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👤︎ u/d3hall
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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I knew a guy who collected watches

He would link them all together into a sort of belt — I thought it was a waist of time.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?

Gneiss

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📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes.

They were all in mint condition

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📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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My stupid cousin thinks he's collected one of every board game ever made.

That idiot doesn't have a Clue.

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📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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My dad was so cool and collected when he explained the tanker rupture to the president...

It was a slick performance.

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📅︎ May 24 2020
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Did you hear about the man who collected watches?

He had a lot of time on his hands

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📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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Which is heavier, the collected works of Shakespeare or a prison full of inmates?

The prose outweighs the cons.

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📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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My son asked me to exchange a bunch of American coins I collected as a kid.

How dare he? They have centimental value.

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📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I once dated a girl that collected magazines.

But she had too many issues.

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📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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I once went out which someone who collected calendars.

It didn’t last because there were too many dates at their house.

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📅︎ Oct 12 2017
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I was pondering how they collected down for pillows and blankets.

Manufacturers must say some pretty offensive things to ruffle all those feathers.

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👤︎ u/squeevey
📅︎ Nov 13 2016
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When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...

..but I never could find the 4-0-4.

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👤︎ u/Echopse
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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I knew a guy who collected candy canes...

They were all in mint condition

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📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

It was exactly what I expected.

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📅︎ May 03 2018
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I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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I once knew a guy who collected candy canes...

Last I knew, they were all in mint condition

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📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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I collected and analyzed a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.

The results were exactly what I expected.

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📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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