Clothing Store Puns

There were many casual tees

Clerk, attempting to add me to their email list: “Do you have a good email?”

Me: “It’s pretty good but I don’t know that I would brag about it. Thank you for asking.”

Clerk, as everyone around begins to laugh: “I love dad jokes. I need to call my dad”

My daughter tried to fain embarrassment but still tells that story at family gatherings.

It's a fitting room.

Because they don't know what the woolworths.

I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."

Police say it’s a great a crime detergent

because they had no mediums...

Apple Crumble and Finch

Clothes, but no cigar.

The tailor says "Suit yourself"

Me: I think you have to use the dressing room like everyone else.

He called it Billie Jeans

He thought there would be too many causal T's.

I told her she should probably put them back on before someone sees her doing that.

They have excess XS.

I'll call it "Tailor Swift"

I was putting freshly delivered product on the racks and found that the rail for a particular shirt was full. When I returned it to the stockroom, I told the stockroom girl that it was shirt-plus to requirements.

Me: "Are you looking for something special today?"

Customer: "Not really, we're about to change all the windows in our house so I can't really afford anything right now."

Me: "Oh, so you're just window shopping, then."

Got a confused "eheh, yeaa" and a weird look but it was worth it.

Billie Jeans