I get clinically depressed every winter
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: βwhatβs your blood type?β
βIβm probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
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︎ Nov 09 2022
A group of ophthalmologists recently opened a clinic to treat some of the more painful ocular diseases.
Itβs a site for sore eyes.
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︎ Apr 13 2023
Just found out there's an actual clinical name for when you can't sleep and you just eat instead
It's called insom-nom-nom-nomnia
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︎ Apr 20 2023
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.
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︎ Oct 09 2022
Did you hear about Bob Park who set up a clinic with his children to help treat hand tremors?
He called it 'Park and Sons'.
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︎ Mar 27 2023
I just found out there's an actual clinical term for when you can't sleep at night and you just eat instead
It's called insom-"π£π€π’!-π£π€π’!-π£π€π’!"-nia
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︎ Mar 10 2023
I just found out the clinical name for not being able to sleep at night, and you find yourself eating instead
Itβs called insom-nom-nom-nomia
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︎ Mar 05 2023
Someday, I want to open a clinic for dinosaurs to fix their posture.
Iβll call it: βThoracic Parkβ.
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︎ Feb 26 2023
I work at a mental health clinic that brings depressed chickens together for supportive services.
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︎ Feb 03 2023
a priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a blood clinic. The nurse asked the group what their blood types were...
The rabbit responded, "I may be a Type-O"
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︎ Nov 13 2022
My optometrist tried a new therapy with me today and put ketchup in my eyes.
Apparently Heinz sight is 20/20
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︎ Apr 24 2023
Whats worse then getting your car keys stuck in the lock outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask for a coathanger.
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︎ Dec 30 2022
I was offered a job at the circumcision clinic
Pay is 12 bucks an hour plus tips.
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︎ Oct 17 2022
A man walks into a physchiatric clinic
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︎ Feb 18 2022
I'm raising some money for my local SDT clinic.
Does anyone want to buy some scratch cards?
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︎ Oct 27 2022
[OC] Why did the doctor open up a cafe at his clinic?
He realized he can charge people a cough fee!
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︎ Sep 23 2022
The wig thief struck again last night.
Police were combing the area.
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︎ Apr 05 2023
Saw a bumper sticker read βPregnant? Need help?β
I thought βNo. Are you offering to help get me pregnant?β
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︎ Mar 21 2023
As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there "isn't" something trying to kill you...
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︎ Sep 20 2022
I have a horse named Mayo
Some times Mayo-neighs! π΄
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︎ Jan 11 2023
Ironically the door at the Masectomy clinic.....
.....only has one knocker.
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︎ Jun 19 2022
After Chris Rock Oscars slap, Will Smith admitted to luxury rehab clinic.
He needed to get off the smack.
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︎ Apr 07 2022
My wife got a last-minute appointment at the mammography clinic
They said they could squeeze her in.
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︎ Jun 27 2022
Our clinic skeleton went missing...
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︎ Jul 13 2021
How do you call a cats-only veterinary clinic?
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︎ Apr 22 2022
Why did the man check himself into rehab the day after Thanksgiving?
As it turns out, he just couldnβt quit cold turkey.
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︎ Nov 24 2022
Canβt think of a better pun to put in the title. I feel defeated.
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︎ Dec 04 2022
The Mayo Clinic website says there isn't a risk of dehydration from drinking coffee.
But I prefer information from the Miracle Whip clinic.
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︎ Mar 24 2022
I had to take my bag of lemons to the clinic...
They needed to be checked for lemon-AIDS...
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︎ Dec 29 2021
A man entered an eye clinic
-I'd like to buy glasses.
-What do you need glasses for?
-To see ya.
-See ya.
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︎ Apr 09 2022
did you know Nirvana's drummer moved to Ghana and started his own band?
it's called the fufu fighters
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︎ Mar 01 2023
There's actually a clinical name for when you eat at night when you can't sleep
It's called insom-nom-nom-nom-nomia
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︎ Mar 30 2023
I just found out there's a clinical name for when you can't sleep and you just eat at night
It's called insom nomnomnomnom ia
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︎ Mar 03 2023
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
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︎ Jan 29 2022
A priest, a vicar, and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asks them what blood group they are. The rabbit replies βI think I might be a type Oβ
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︎ Aug 24 2022
A priest a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit βwhat is your blood typeβ
I am probably a type O said the rabbit
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︎ Sep 03 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit, Whatβs your blood type?β
βIβm probably a type-Oβ said the rabbit.
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︎ Jan 26 2022
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a medical clinic. The doctor ask what their blood types are.
The rabbit says, "I'm a type O".
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︎ Jan 08 2022
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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︎ Sep 20 2021
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a blood donation clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit, "what is your blood type?"
The rabbit said, "I am probably a type O".
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︎ Oct 03 2021
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's
your blood type?"
"l'm probably a 'type O".
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︎ Jul 24 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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