Clingy Puns

A list of puns related to "Clingy"

I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
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👤︎ u/1-sh
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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👤︎ u/huuhhhh
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a pet leech?

A little clingy.

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I used to be in a relationship with a person who made edible stickers for a living.

We had to part ways though, they were getting too clingy for my tastes.

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👤︎ u/IAmHere420
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My first dad joke way before I was an actual dad.

My friend started dating a new girl. I said, "What's her name? He replied "Tali. Kind of different."

I asked him, "How's it going?" He said that they had fun at first but she was getting clingy and he might have to break up with her.

I said, "Well, if she gets too crazy, we'll have to impose a... Tali-ban."

Real story.

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👤︎ u/54Piscium
📅︎ Jun 10 2015
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