Google is riding around on some CHROME rims
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
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With the holidays near, to set a festive atmosphere at your table, be sure you have a shiny chrome plate to hold your condiment sauce. Why?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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How do you spy on chrome?

You keep tabs on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssasinatorX4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I have asked my wife to use chrome rather than other web browsers

I just don't like to see her on edge so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommigord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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When chrome starts hogging the road as well with slickity slackity rims.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damndomino
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/link619
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonIsTooSpig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I bought these pretty flowers from Micheals the other day. They have a multi-chrome shine to them. Unfortunately, the flowers have an odour to them.

They have an irideSCENT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A bug in chrome.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMegaPetabyte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I found a pretty big bug in Chrome
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpguy5089
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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Which is Google Chrome's favorite Pokemon?

The Need-your-RAM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huehuehue1292
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Every car looks cooler with chrome rims
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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Chrome Wheels
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Windows 10 saw me installing chrome

It was on edge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subhi2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What does Chrome eat?

RAMen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsntGayLol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I took my new gun to the range to try it out, but somehow it won’t work.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I've been on edge today searching for the answer.

I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Mario and Luigi should work on Google Chrome...

They have solved many issues with browsers in the past.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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I love my Google Chrome so much...

that we share a lot of history together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datttboiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Have you heard the legend of the rival twin brothers who laid the foundations for Google Chrome?

Chromulus and Chremus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Austinja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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This makes me micro soft
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My grandpa's "triple pun"

This joke holds a special place in my heart. My grandpa told me it and I never forgot it. About 2 years later when I brought it up to him, he didn't remember it. So I told him the joke and he peed himself laughing ... At his own joke.

"Why did the man ask for his eggs Benedict to be served on a hubcap?"

"Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAM3SBND
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I love hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything...

...but the lemon juice in it wreaks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: Dentures made of chrome. Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomisNairda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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It takes time to develop a web browser

Chrome wasn't built in a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I got my dad good yesterday at breakfast.

I ordered an eggs Benedict with chorizo, and I said, "Did you know eggs Benedict is best served on an old hubcap?"

My dad went, "Really?"

I said, "Yup. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsntGayLol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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You have to be an Internet Explorer...

To go on a Safari.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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The Man Who Loved Hollandaise

A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious... hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"

The dentist said, "Well, that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asked the patient.

"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purgid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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My grandpa's favorite joke this time of year

I used to know a guy who absolutely loved hollandaise sauce. He would buy the spiciest brand he could find and would put it on just about everything. Well it turned out that because he used the spicy sauce so much, it started to wear down a hole on the roof of his mouth. He went to a doctor and asked what he could do about it. The doctor looks at the damage and determines that the man will need a metal plate placed at the roof of his mouth. The man is relieved but can't help asking the doctor if he will still be able to enjoy his hollandaise sauce. The doctor reassures the man that his new plate will be made of chrome. The man was curious, so he asked if chrome was the best choice. The doctor responded with "Oh don't worry, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MAJpeppers13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2013
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Oh Google!

Check out Google's suggestion when you search "anagram"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjCasual15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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I was going to install new wheels on my car, but decided to take a break.

Because Chrome wasn’t built in a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnazz23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Why should you eat Eggs Benedict off of a hubcap?

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumblekins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstralTraveller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Just in time for the holidays...this joke

I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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