Chock Puns

A list of puns related to "Chock"

that show was chock full of puns XD
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👤︎ u/Yugvijay
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?

A probe-biotic.

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👤︎ u/FernandoLH95
📅︎ May 03 2020
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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👤︎ u/bot_10
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..." reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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👤︎ u/alextound
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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I need puns about wheel chocks! The more terrible they are the better!
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👤︎ u/shuswaplake
📅︎ Feb 15 2015
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
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When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.

As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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