One day, as I was walking home, someone threw a block of cheese at my head. I thought-
“That’s not very mature!”
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Need shredded cheese but only have a block?
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Shred it......
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
I was sitting at home the other day when man broke in holding a block of cheese.
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
My neighbor denies throwing a cinder block through my front window,
But I have concrete evidence.
I accidentally cut myself while slicing up a block of cheese.
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
I knew a kid who tried making music with a block of cheese
It was always too sharp for my taste.
Why can't you turn shredded cheese back into a block?
Someone hit me in the head with a block of cheese.
Man that really rinds my ears.
What's a cat's favorite Minecraft block?
My office block has a Schindler's lift
My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.
He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
What does a cow say when you block her path???
Moooooooooooooooooove!!!!!
Spotted in front of a bar on my block
On my way to work today, a man assaulted me by throwing a block of cheese and a bar of butter at me.
So basicly if a block of cobblestone gets baked
If someone punches you and you block it with a bowl....
Does that mean you bowled a strike?
I had to hoof it back up a few blocks to take this picture.
I got a block of iron in the mail
I guess you can say I finally have a fe mail in my life
Someone should build a gay club out of legos and name it "The Cock Block."
I was walking down the street when a group of kids threw a block of cheese off me, they burst into laughter and I yelled
“That’s not mature is it”
I once heard of a block of cheese so pure...
some would call it Legendairy.
What could an elven archer and a girl made from plastic blocks possibly have in common?
They both could be Lego-lass
What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?
I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom
The fast-food chicken place down the block is having a Hillary Clinton special - 5-piece meal for $5...
...two small breasts, two large thighs, and a left wing.
Plugging wires into a lead block produces an AC/DC current
A man on the street threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me
I'll passionately block a river for a french female clown
I'll dam it, Madame It, damn it!
Looking for Minecraft-based puns for a server name. Anything to do with mining, blocks, or any feature of Minecraft helps!
A friend of mine started a server recently and we're trying to brainstorm ideas for names for our server. Puns are always the right way to go. As long as it's not taken already and the .com or .org is available, anything is fair game! Thanks in advance. :)
Do you know why I'm voting for a block of cheddar this election?
I wanna make America grate again.
Guac block: when a girl is too obsessed with the guacamole to notice your sexual advances at the party
A guy threw a block of cheese at me in the supermarket
I said to him “now that’s no very mature now is it?”
I was in the supermarket when a guy threw a block of cheese at me.
I looked over at him and shouted, “Well that’s not very mature is it??”
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I went "well that's mature"
Someone threw a block of cheese into my window
I said to myself that wasn’t very mature
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