Choc Puns

It's a natural selection.

I had bought some food and put it away in the cupboards. My girlfriend's friends had come over and wanted to eat stuff.

I didn't want my girlfriend to mention we had a new jar of choc-hazelnut spread to be eaten.

I said "No! You must nutella them!"

Nobody smiled.

I said " you've got choc-lips ".

Didn't get a groan but she did do a deadpan courtesy laugh.