A list of puns related to "CHOC"
It's a natural selection.
I had bought some food and put it away in the cupboards. My girlfriend's friends had come over and wanted to eat stuff.
I didn't want my girlfriend to mention we had a new jar of choc-hazelnut spread to be eaten.
I said "No! You must nutella them!"
Nobody smiled.
I said " you've got choc-lips ".
Didn't get a groan but she did do a deadpan courtesy laugh.
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