A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box

It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/te_ka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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There was a fight in the fish and chip shop

The fish got battered

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I hear the givernment is putting chips in people.

I hope I get Doritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop2847
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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In Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.

At the end of the weekend there is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out and make a deposit.

He’s the Chip Monk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I told my wife β€œHoney, there’s a chip in our new bowls!” She was not as impressed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kekesupreme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I once ate a hundred chips in one sitting

That’s how I got banned from the casino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ANormalKekistani
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Back in college I was so poor I used a bag of chips for a pillow.

It was Frito Lay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I stopped by a monastery while I was out in Wales for vacation and saw a monk selling chips out front. So I asked him "are you the Friar?"

He slowly looked up at me, smiled warmly and responded "No sir, I am the chip monk."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.

You know. In queso emergency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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The fish & chip shop I go to still wraps up their meals in newspaper

Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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chip in a bottle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattlag
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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what do you get when you put chip dip in a microwave ?

chip dip soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exotiah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love?

A relation-dip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotYungBick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?

Squacamole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordOfTheBored
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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I was so angry when I found a chip in one of my favorite drinking glasses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holydeltawings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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I went to the dentist because I got a chip in my tooth.

He told me to stop eating so many cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhhsam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2017
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Did you hear about the fight in the chip shop?

Two fish got battered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSneebly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about the fight in the fish and chip shop

Three fish got battered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0LORD-VADER0
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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In queso emergency, please open a bag of tortilla chips.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimRockfordPI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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