A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
There was a fight in the fish and chip shop
The fish got battered
I hear the givernment is putting chips in people.
I hope I get Doritos
In Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.
At the end of the weekend there is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out and make a deposit.
Heβs the Chip Monk.
I told my wife βHoney, thereβs a chip in our new bowls!β She was not as impressed.
I once ate a hundred chips in one sitting
Thatβs how I got banned from the casino
Back in college I was so poor I used a bag of chips for a pillow.
It was Frito Lay.
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
I stopped by a monastery while I was out in Wales for vacation and saw a monk selling chips out front. So I asked him "are you the Friar?"
He slowly looked up at me, smiled warmly and responded "No sir, I am the chip monk."
I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.
You know. In queso emergency.
The fish & chip shop I go to still wraps up their meals in newspaper
Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.
what do you get when you put chip dip in a microwave ?
chip dip soup.
What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love?
A relation-dip.
What do birds like dipping their tortilla chips in?
Squacamole
I was so angry when I found a chip in one of my favorite drinking glasses
I went to the dentist because I got a chip in my tooth.
He told me to stop eating so many cookies.
Did you hear about the fight in the chip shop?
Two fish got battered
Did you hear about the fight in the fish and chip shop
Three fish got battered
In queso emergency, please open a bag of tortilla chips.
