Chip on shoulder Puns

“You sure have a chip on your shoulder”.

It had a chip on its shoulder.

He just has a chip on his shoulder.

Scene- Frito lay guy unloading truck at the local grocery store.

Dad- walks up to the frito guy, puts his hand on his shoulder and says to him, "they only call you when the chips are down"

Frito guy- laughs all the way back to the truck

With a chip on his shoulder.

He ended up getting a chip on his shoulder

Needless to say I have a chip on my shoulder.

I think he has a chip on his shoulder.

[Source: Me, am a dad]

The rest of the day they walked around with a chip on thier shoulder.

I was home from college for the weekend and my parents decided to take me out to get real food. So I decided I'd make the most of it and order lamb shoulder.

Me: " Well I guess me and this lamb can't be friends anymore."

Dad: " Why is that?"

Me: " Cause he has a giant chip on his shoulder."

*groans from everyone aorund the table"

I told him, "hey you got a chip on your shirt," so he put it on his shoulder, and he said, "Now I'm like your grandpa!"

She's showing me this toy of Iago from Aladdin. he has a hole in the bottom of him so he sits on Jafar's shoulder. She said "Jafar has this thing on his shoulder so that Iago that can sit"

"So what you're saying is that Jafar' has a real chip on his shoulder"

She rolled her eyes at me and didn't respond. Which is a real accomplishment!

Edit: now she's mad at me, because I'm wrong. because it's "not a chip" Classic pre-teen

"This guy who works with my dad always has a chip on his shoulder."

Me: "Why doesn't he just brush it off?"

Brother: "I wonder what flavor it is!"

At one point at a family barbeque today the ended up sitting on a potato chip.

Mother-in-law: "better on your butt then on your shoulder."

Groans from everyone.

My dad is driving while eating chips (French fries to you Americans), When he puts one on my shoulder. Dad: "Damn, why do you have such a chip on your shoulder?!"