Red hot chili pepper weight

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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What do dead Norseman like in their chili?

Vallhallapenos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Irish Chili

*in your best Irish accent why does Irish Chili have 239 beans? If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OscarDivine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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A little chili
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Little baby chili
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumerdude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbrooke
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?

Carbonzo beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_to_the_stars
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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It's a little chili out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheScarletGuard
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.

It backfired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...

Trial and error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/10kLines
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I’m gonna make chili on Sunday

I’ll be charging one sup per bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soiledsanchez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A little chili
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmastersall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why didn't they make chili in ratatouille?

They'd have to call it ratatooty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedude150
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?

Halalapenos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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No netflix and chili for her v.redd.it/29h3j6kgdoo21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresidentToad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Someone asked me my favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song

If you have to ask... You'll never know!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patches8121
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?

Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.

Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GStar321
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My mom refused to tell me her secret chili recipe until she was 85 years old.

Then she spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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How do you know when a chili pepper is getting a bit too nosey?

When it starts getting jalapeno business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neuroticcheeze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Why was the chili considered nosy?

He was jalapeΓ±o business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgoBologna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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It’s chili out today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldengift23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What do you get is you smash two chili's together

Large PadrΓ³n Collider

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πŸ‘€︎ u/com160
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanOfAllTrades80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyOfAus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pprbckwrtr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justanaveragedad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RzRshRp98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thuanger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blake4Bama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What's the mass of that chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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How to you find out how heavy a chili pepper is?

β™«Just give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh nowβ™«

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylemcg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gameronomist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Why does 239 bean chili only have 239 beans?

Because if it had one more it would be too farty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/openEnmity
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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