A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
What did the chemist say when he dropped a bar of gold on his foot?
What do they do with chemists when they die?
Why did the chemist make puns?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?
It's called carbon dating.
A chemist plants a seed
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Unbelievable...Just been to the chemist, asked the lady if she had something to clear up diarrhoea...
How does a chemist come out of the closet?
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C
Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K
Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth
Two chemists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the first. "I'll have H2O, too," says the second.
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
A duck walks into a chemist and says, "Do you have any lip balm?"
Chemist says, "Sure, that'll be 95 cents!"
Duck: "Put it on my bill please."
Was at a dinner with a chemist when all of a sudden she became angry and starting throwing sodium chloride at me.
I'm pretty sure that's a salt.
I considered becoming a polymer chemist...
...but I thought the work would be too repetitive.
What did the chemist say when they found two new isotopes of helium?
Do we cremate dead chemists?
How many Helium molecules does it take to make a chemist giggle?
My dad is a chemist
He tells jokes periodically
Edit: spelling
How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?
A cesium and desist letter.
How do you dispose of a dead chemist's body?
The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:
He was missing a key element the whole time
What do you do with a chemist with Corona virus?
If you can't Curium or Helium you must Barium.
Did you hear about the chemist who died?
Not even the best doctors could Helium.
Why are chemists good problem solvers?
They have all the solutions.
Did you hear about the chemist who was arrested?
He threw sodium chloride at his wife, that's a salt.
What would a chemist say to a corrupted hero?
You argon far from serving a noble cause
Lawyer, chemist and a statistician goes hunting
Lawyer, chemist and a statistician are out in a forest hunting for deer. After one hour of patiently waiting lawyer finally spots one. The lawyer shoots at a deer and misses half a meter to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses half a meter to the right. Both are furious and dissapointed as they see the deer escape.
Chemist asks statistician - "why you didn't shoot ?"
Statistician replyes - "I didn't need to, we already shot him !".
What's the difference between a chemist and plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
A chemist died
Press Fluorine to pay respects
So I accidentally killed a chemist the other day.
I asked my friend what to do. he said, "Just barium before the coppers catch us."
Why are Chemists good Psychotherapists?
Because they always have a good solution.
A chemist froze himself at -273°C.
People asked him if he was hurt but he said he was 0K.
What did the chemist say after being tired of living a life full of sins?
"I must acetone for my sins"
A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C
everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
What did the chemist say when he dropped a bar of gold on his foot?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
What do you do when a chemist dies?
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you cant helium
Or curium
You'll have to barium
What did the chemist say when he dropped a bar of gold on his foot?
What do you do with a dead Chemist?
What do you do with a poorly chemist?
Well, if you can't curium or helium, you have to barium
What do chemists do with the dead?
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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