Fischer Puns

A list of puns related to "Fischer"

Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"

Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Mar 13 2021
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Did you know that Bob Seger learned to play chess under Bobby Fischer?

He learned pretty quick, but he's still working on his knight moves.

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👤︎ u/ClosetBronydom
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
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