My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan
It's like I never knew herbivore.
I changed all my online passwords to kenny.
Now I have Kenny Loggins.
Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans
But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
It’s like I’d never met herbivore
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
An actor was writing a letter when he changed from cursive to standard lettering mid-sentence.
He went completely off script.
Naah mate, just my pHocus is changed now
My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again...
I went back to the fuchsia
Yesterday I changed a light bulb, crossed the street and walked into a bar.
Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...
I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!
I changed the computer background to a lizard.
Did you know the giant crab from Moana changed his name to Tamatoa after he got shiny?
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot in my life has changed....
Like, my name, phone number, and address
Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch
Whatsapp has changed its feature previously known as ‘marked as read’
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
My friend just called me and told me he has changed his name to Spinal Column.
I said, "I'll call you back."
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
What do you call a father that has changed gender and is slightly invisible?
I changed my diet...
...the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic
I cricked my neck a few weeks ago and it’s changed my life forever.
I haven’t looked back since
I just changed the audio of my GPS to a man's voice...
Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "
I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
What do you call a dad that has changed gender and can’t lie?
Paul got his name changed in the Bible...
My sister said I looked like a German composer and musician of the Baroque period, especially when wearing my powdered wig... So I changed everything and it changed my life!
I haven't looked Bach since!
My wife changed our cereal from Cheerios to Frosties, and I only noticed this morning
I felt a little out of the loop on that one
I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
I changed Dentists after my appointment today.
The last one hurt my fillings.
Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:
He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.
Why did the car stop working after it got its tires changed?
My friend Gene changed his name after he moved to Germany.
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
My wife asked my if sex has changed since I got my vasectomy
I just tell her I hadn't noticed a vas deferens
Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
I Changed All of my Passwords to “Kenny”
Now I have all Kenny Loggins
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore.
Whatsapp has changed it’s feature previously known as ‘marked as read’
I changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now I have Kenny Loggins.
I changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now I have all Kenny Loggins.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
My girlfriend changed a lot since she became vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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