If I ever win a big monetary prize or inheritance, I'll change my last name to Bates.
My butler won't be amused though.
So with the new iPhone 13’s coming out this year they decided to change the charger name
It’s now called Apple Juice
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
I'm definitely not kidding.
Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
When they released the movie “ Alita” in the US they had to change the name
Why did Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie change her name?
Her maiden name was Perfect.
As I thought, the publisher of my book called "Bio" wants me to change the name. It figures...
That's the story of my life.
I was thinking they should change the name of the wishbone to the Napoleon.
Because you pull the Bonaparte.
If I ever go to Prison, I'm gonna change my name to Mitochondria
I want everyone to know I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
He wanted to change his name
I'm going to name my son Pert and then change his name
So whatever he does, he'll be an expert.
If Iran becomes communist, they should change their name to Weran
What did Iron Man change his name to when he became trans?
Jokingly told my fiancée that I want to change my name.
Her: To what?
Me: I don’t know yet
Her: That sounds nice. What nationality is that?
If I ever become king, I’ll change my name to: Yeah
That way when people see me they’ll shout “Hail Yeah!”
Farmers Only needs to accept this name change immediately.
To be frank I'd have to change my name
Not mine, but absolutely loved the geniusness in this
I'm a mysterious guy, so I want to change my last name to Yus.
At what age will Ryan Gosling change his name to Ryan Goose?
I don't think I have to change my name.
I think I'm going to change my name to Hindsight and run for President
All over the country people would put up my signs and bumper stickers...
HINDSIGHT 2020
You can't change your name to Wright if both your parents are named Wong
Two Wongs dont make a Wright.
Why did Amazon Prime temporarily change its name to Amazon Rime?
Because it needed a P break
Name change
My little brother, Mike, wants to change his last name to Krotch...
If I were to change my last name, I'd change it to Watts. That way, if I ever have a boy of my own, when he asks where he's going on his first day of kindergarten, I get to say...
"Elementary, my dear watts son."
I'm going to change my last name to Park...
..then I'm going to have two kids so I can open up a food business called Park N' Sons. We will sell shakes.
When My Chemical Romance broke up, did they change their name to My Elemental Romamce?
To be frank, you need to get a name change.
What the Canadian woman change her name to after moving to India?
After practising for 5 years without getting a single booking, I suggested my son's band change their name to 1023mb
They still haven't got a gig, though.
once ISIS gets uprooted and dispersed, they will change their name to ISISN'T
I heard they're wanting to change the name of the Northern Lights
They're looking for an Aurora Bore-alias.
I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...
to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Told my wife they should change the coelacanth's name
Because if it's still around after all this time, it obviously coelacan.
Man, I am having a rough day today. I might have to change my last name to Targaryen
[Serious] If you could change your name to anything, what would your new name be?
To be Frank, I’d have to change my name.
To be frank, I’d have to change my name.
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