Marriage Certificate Puns

A list of puns related to "Marriage Certificate"

My wife asked me: "Why have you been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"

I'm looking for the expiration date.

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👤︎ u/brisquet
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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My dad was riffling through old paperwork when my mum came in and asked him:
  • What are you looking for?
  • Our marriage certificate.
  • Why?
  • I want to check the expiry date.
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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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