My husband changed the name of our wifi to be a pun of a Will Smith song imgur.com/cFcRxOH
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ResellTheStyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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After Simon & Garfunkel split up, they considered changing the name of one of their most popular songs

to β€œParsley, Sage, and Rosemary” because they just needed some Thyme apart.

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A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...

The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '

Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Priority5118
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch

He is now unencumbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vote4Hitler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Ah sorry i didn't read the name of the subreddit right
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If you're feeling depressed, change your name to "Morgan".

Then move to Germany. You'll get some positive reinforcement every day until noon.

(Trying to find a way to format this so it sounds funny but i give up. Even jokes about Germans aren't funny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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What was the name of Robin Hood's Dad?

Father Hood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BARGOBLEN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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These days not a lot of people are named Lance.

But in Medieval times people were named Lancelot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChinaShopElephant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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What's the name of albert Einstein's evil brother?

Frankeinstein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2021
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Everyone tried so hard to figure out why Mr. Edwards changed his name to Mr. Evans

But after all these years, it's still a Mr. E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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It's Christmas day. Mariah Carey is opening presents around the tree with friends and family. She opens an envelope with a gift, the deed to a piece of residential land.

With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A list of puns I made about a friend named Ann.

ANNforgivable, ANNother One, bANNed, ANNdroid, ANNticlimactic, ANNbelievable, ANNemployment, ANNcharted, ANNgry, ANNlucky, ANNseen, ANNalyze, ANNadvised, ANNafraid, ANNaided, ANNapologetic, United NatANNs, AmericANN, CanadiANN, IndiANN, JamaicANN, BritANN, JapANN, AsiANN, HumANN, ANNoying, DirectANN, ProductANN, DestructANN, RegeneratANN, AcceleratANN, AbsorptANN, AccommodatANN, AccumulatANN ActANN, additANN, SubscriptANN, SubtractANN, MultiplicatANN, DivisANN, EducatANN, AssumptANN, AppreciatANN, ANNything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevotionInChains
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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What's it called when you're moving to a new place and because of a certain influence over there you change your gender?

Transportation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_aaryaveer64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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What did they name the disorder when they discovered double amputees developed a rare form of narcolepsy?

Legless Rest Syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridethendie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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So I named my phone Titanic

Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinovic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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What's the name of the pop diva who had been rejected by society?

Pariah Carey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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What's another name for a pair of men's boxers?

A manhole cover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Larry_Hegs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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An ice cube is widely used to show the changes of matter.

It's an solid example.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AungAlvin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2021
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Greatest name of a race horse ever

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManCaveGamer2
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What’s the name of the Indian Tightrope Walker?

Balansingh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GmanRowe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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does anyone know the name of this hand movement asking if the person understood the pun? (I can't find many images/gifs of it)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superguri22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Chevy announced a change coming to fins on the trunk of their Impala's.

It's a Spoiler Alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycooper11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A buddy of mine named his dog β€œ5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles

But today he ran over 5 Miles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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If I ever win a big monetary prize or inheritance, I'll change my last name to Bates.

My butler won't be amused though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DKS13G
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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As I thought, the publisher of my book called "Bio" wants me to change the name. It figures...

That's the story of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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So with the new iPhone 13’s coming out this year they decided to change the charger name

It’s now called Apple Juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What's the name of that German doctor that blew my mind?

Dr alzheimer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOneAndOnlyBob2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I was thinking they should change the name of the wishbone to the Napoleon.

Because you pull the Bonaparte.

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New idea for bakery name: β€œGame of Scones”
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jazzbandrew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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My son; Dad, did you see some blonde Hollywood actress named Reese something…just stabbed a bunch of people?

Me; Witherspoon? My son; No, with her knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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My son is starting school next year but is scared because he thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.

I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?

meatless farm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farzammmmm
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive

Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klopford
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Why should you never change clothes in front of a Pokemon?

They might Pikachu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_boombot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What is the name of a Swedish detective?

Sherlock Stockholmes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oooioooi
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Wife: Dad, stop using the name Peter in the place of Penis. One day the kids will meet a kid named Peter.

Me (husband): I agree. This should be kept private.

Wife: groan...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan

Which means there was a three to Juan ratio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What's the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?

Annie Mae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Did you know the giant crab from Moana changed his name to Tamatoa after he got shiny?

Used to be called Matt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.

All You Need Is Lunch

Do You Believe In Life After Lunch

Lunch In An Elevator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
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