Cemetary Puns

People are dying to get in there.

That was a grave mistake.

People are just dyin to get in there.

...when I saw a man crouching behind a headstone. I said "Morning", and he replied "no, taking a shit."

I tell my son that people are really dying to get in there

"Did you know we're driving by the dead centre of town?"

Dad: How many people do you think are dead in there? Me: I don't know, maybe a few thousand? Dad: I'd probably say all of them.

He was cracking up.

Dad: how many people live in a cemetary me: idk how many Dad: none they're all dead

"Hey you guys see that cemetary?" Yeah dad. "Well I hear its so good people are dying to get in!"

Every freaking time.

People are just dying to get in there.

Dad: I heard that people are just dying to get in there

Me: Exasperated sigh

Hey kids, look, it's the dead centre of town, people are just dying to get in.

My dad's favourite joke:

"See that cemetary over there? Did you know that nobody living within a 1 kilometer (mile) radius is allowed to be buried there!"

"But why dad?"

"Because it's illegal to bury people that are still living"

Dad: "How many people do you think are dead in there?"

Me: "I don't know, there's a lot of graves..."

Dad: "All of them"

Me: -_-

(As we drive past a cemetary) Dad: how many people do you think are dead in there? Me: I don't know Dad: all of them Me: :| He says this almost everytime we drive past a cemetary and it never gets old.

people must be dying to get in there.

Because people are dying to get in.

All of them.

Dad: Do you know how many people are dead in that cemetary?

Me: How many?

Dad: All of them!

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