A man was caught stealing at a supermarket today while standing on the shoulders of a couple of vampires
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts
I once caught a criminal in the midst of stealing some luggage.
My brother was caught stealing fruit last night...
Didn't know I was related to a waterfelon.
I got caught stealing kitchen utensils
What did the police do when they caught the thief stealing the desserts from the bakery?
They took him into custardy
Two guys got caught stealing fireworks
The cops charged one and let the other one off
Did you hear a judge caught a man stealing luggage?
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
Walmart caught me stealing a shopping cart full of merchandise.
They told me to rollback the savings.
My sister got caught stealing fruit at the grocery, stuffing them in her clothes.
She was caught because staff could see her panty lime.
If you work for Starbucks, and are caught stealing beans...
It's grounds for dismissal.
The cops caught me stealing ice from the store...
What did they do when they caught the worker stealing office supplies?
They sent him to the PENitentiary
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
I was caught stealing the model spine from the chiropractor's office. He called me a theif, and I had never been so insulted in my life. I guess you could say I was taken aback.
Caught my friend stealing bread
A card game was going on until one man was caught stealing from the deck
Furious, they would have hit him with a club if they had one
Can anyone help me out? I was caught stealing hearing aids...
And given the deaf penalty
I was caught stealing an image editing software from the store.
I'm now charged with photoshoplifting.
Did you hear about the guy caught stealing a statue?
[OC] Did you hear about the thief that got caught stealing an iPhone, an iPad and an iPod?
A work colleague of mine, was recently caught stealing work supplies...
A work colleague of mine, Ted, was recently caught stealing work supplies for his brother Grant. Which was a shame because I'd told him it would happen if he kept it up. Only the day before he was caught I told him "You can't keep taking these things for Grant, Ted!"
Have you heard about the accountant who was caught stealing money from a honey company?
He was charged with embeezzlement
Did you hear about the stadium employee that got caught stealing equipment?
I guess the "Batman" was "Robin."
A man was caught stealing from a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires;
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
My brother was caught stealing fruit last night...
I've never known a waterfelon before.
Did you hear a judge caught a man stealing luggage?
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Did you guys hear about the two guys who got caught stealing a calendar?
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
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