Carbonated Beverage Puns

A list of puns related to "Carbonated Beverage"

My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.

"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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I graduated with a Chemistry degree, but the only job I got was testing carbonated beverages.

It was Soda grading.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 18 2019
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You cannot buy a carbonated beverage any larger than 8 oz in the state of Minnesota
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👤︎ u/Money_fingers
📅︎ Oct 14 2018
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What school subject does thr production of carbonated beverages fall under?

Chemistry or fizz-ics?

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👤︎ u/Skystrike7
📅︎ Jun 30 2017
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What's the difference between soda and pop?

One is a carbonated beverage. The other is a method of bursting bubbles.

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👤︎ u/tvkyle
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Remembered one from when I was a teenager

I was in the back seat of the family car drinking a coke, when we hit a bump in the road and I coughed.

Coke spurts out of my nose. Carbonated beverages do not feel pleasant when they spurt out of your nose, and I screamed to my Dad in the front passenger seat what had happened.

"Well, what did you expect? You're supposed to snort Coke".

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👤︎ u/ixplosiown
📅︎ Apr 23 2016
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