I drank out all the liquid out of my slushy

Now it is dry ice

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📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Kid comes to dad with a blue slushie

The kid grinned at his dad

Dad: That slushie is Bluetooth enabled!

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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Classic 7-11 run in experience.

My dad and I were getting our free slushies for free slushy day because fucking free slushies. Anyways, we get in the line and he sees the Pina Coolada flavor is in stock and running, and out of nowhere he shouts "Oh awesome, they have Penis Colossus! That's my go to slushy flavor."

Most embarrassing moment of my life, partially because a girl I had a crush on was there and he knew it. Well played Dad, well played.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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My Wife Didn't Get It At First

So my wife went in to the local convenience store to get us slushies, I asked for a red one. Here was our conversation when she came out.

Her: I got you Mountain Dew because the red wasn't ready.

Me: So was it bluey?

Her: ...

Me: staring at her with a shit eating grin

Her: Yeah I get it.

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📅︎ Jun 01 2015
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Icy roads

My Dad is on slushy roads and driving on all the snow he can.

Me: So you have a big bad 4 wheel drive and just have to use it?

Dad: Actually I was spreading winter out so it melts faster.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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