A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:

Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.

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My friend with a lisp passed away.

He'll be miffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesn’t like to share?

Shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igiveyousensation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I knew a guy with a lisp,

He couldn't Shea butter properly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marney2013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What happens when you say "urethane" to someone with a lisp?

They say: "I'm inthane? No urethane!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Never make fun of fat girls with lisps.

They're thick and tired of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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The girl with the big booty and a lisp wasn’t at work

She must have called in thick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacktheskier13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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I won a thumb at a lisp competition, but lost it soon after.

You win thumb, you lose thumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What did the drug addict with a lisp say when he crashed his car?

β€œI really methed up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freeaboo_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?

Faithbook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tris10Dyer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What does a werewolf YouTuber with a lisp say as each of their videos is wrapping up?

Lycanthropescribe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GzG92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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A drug dealer with a lisp lived in a run down house

You could say it was a meth.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What did the superhero with a lisp say after going to the gym?

I’m Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feedmesteak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp

It was a real slap in the faith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImJesusBro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What does a vain woodworker with a lisp say to the mirror each morning?

I am in love with my shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneEyeGrommsh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A Father has a son with a lisp who says β€œare they clothing thcool today Dad?”

The father responded: β€œthey are shirting it down for the day”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flying_cheeto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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A man asks his friend with a lisp to officiate his wedding

The man's friend tells him he would love to do it, but he can't, he just can't. The man asks him why and he replies "I jutht can't pronounth you man and wife"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What did the super hero with a lisp say after working out?

I'm Thor

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What did the English teacher with a lisp say their favourite pastry was?

Synonym rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panzerjess
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant...

A real mathter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkygun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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What's the name of a locksmith with a lisp?

Keith

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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Did you hear about the superhero with a lisp who was always working out?

He's Thor

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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What do you call a Norse god with a lisp who worked out yesterday?

Thor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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Did you hear about the egoistical shrimp with a lisp?

He wash very shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/q-quan
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2016
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What do you call a snake with a lisp?

A thnake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cameron_Sabo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?

Unthinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScienceTeach86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...

It's unthinkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?

She’s thick and tired of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faze_analbead
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What did the superhero with a lisp say after working out?

I’m Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliied
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I heard the receptionist with the big booty and lisp wasn't at work

She must have called in thicc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotfart1211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?

Because they're thick and tired of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nburns1317
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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