A list of puns related to "Slushie"
The kid grinned at his dad
Dad: That slushie is Bluetooth enabled!
My dad and I were getting our free slushies for free slushy day because fucking free slushies. Anyways, we get in the line and he sees the Pina Coolada flavor is in stock and running, and out of nowhere he shouts "Oh awesome, they have Penis Colossus! That's my go to slushy flavor."
Most embarrassing moment of my life, partially because a girl I had a crush on was there and he knew it. Well played Dad, well played.
So my wife went in to the local convenience store to get us slushies, I asked for a red one. Here was our conversation when she came out.
Her: I got you Mountain Dew because the red wasn't ready.
Me: So was it bluey?
Her: ...
Me: staring at her with a shit eating grin
Her: Yeah I get it.
My Dad is on slushy roads and driving on all the snow he can.
Me: So you have a big bad 4 wheel drive and just have to use it?
Dad: Actually I was spreading winter out so it melts faster.
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