What do you call a race car with no back wheels?
How do race car drivers keep their garages clean?
They sweep it out with a BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOM!
What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them?
I went to a race where all the cars were Toyota Highlanders.
It turned into a demolition derby because there can only be one.
A race car driver holds rodent races,
names first rodent Danica RAT-Rick!
Fans say it was a RAT-tastrophe!
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Which car race did Mufassa think about before dying
I told this girl I was talking to that I like to race cars, she asked me if I win often
I said no, the cars are much faster
I like to race electric cars in my free time.
What does a race car driver say when he has nothing else to say in an argument?
I was challenged to a race by the same British-made car I was driving...
Shopping at Costco or Sam's club is like driving a race car.
You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.
Dad pulls up to a red light, Car next to him revs the engine and yells "race?"
What do parents give their baby if they want them to become a future race car driver?
I have a friend of mine who is a race car driver...
...I consider him a racist.
AMD and Nvidia should get into the race car business.
Well, I mean they already have the drivers.
When I was young I asked my dad why cops don't just use race cars to catch people because they are so fast.
His response was, "Because they only make left turns"
Why are there no winning race car drivers from Switzerland?
They're always in neutral.
P.S. Made a joke similar to this about a coworker who is runner from Switzerland. He actually groaned.
*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED*
What kind of track does a clown car race on?
Which part of a race car ruins your movie?
Why couldn't the car finish the race after it lost an axle?
Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
[Pun Request] Looking for a pun to combine lobster/crustacean with a race car driver/car/track/race.
Title, basically - I need a character name for dnd, dm has required all character names be a pun, and he misinterpreted my initial request to play as a lobster race as a request to stage some sort of actual lobster race.
I haven't thought of anything, and character building sesh is tn, help me out folks!
What did a race car drive get after eating to much food
Want to learn how to stop impersonating race cars?
My car's name is Word and there's a race tomorrow.
But don't take my word for it.
Did you hear about the guy who really loved car races?
He thought they were wheely cool.
Indy Cars race in the Indy Racing League. If they raced in Ireland, it would be IRL IRL...
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
What do you call a cheeseburger in a race car?
Dad dropped this one on us yesterday when we were watching a video clip of someone crashing his race car.
Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"
What do we want? Race car noises. When do we want them?
WHAT DO WE WANT??! RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!!
Her: What do you do? Me: I race cars. Her: Do you win many races?
Me: No, the cars are much faster.
What do parents give their baby if they want them to become a future race car driver?
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