Did you hear about the dad who has the world's largest candy cane collection?
They're all in mint condition.
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
I am going to decorate my next christmas tree with miniature tnt sticks instead of candy canes
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
I knew a guy who collected candy canes.
They were all in mint condition
A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
A coca cola candy cane... it's a Cocane
After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.
He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"
A cashier walked over to a blind man that was knocking things off the shelves with his cane and asked if he needed any help
He replied, “nope, just looking”
What do you call a fast cane that can be deadly 🤔?
A HURRYcane ...
I just found out I was color blind. It really cane out of the
I guess when you think about it, every meeting at a cane factory is a staff meeting.
I like my candy canes and peppermints not cracked and in mint condition.
What's the difference between a walking stick and a cane?
You can leave a cane in the corner over night.
A principal in Nebraska banned candy canes because the "J" symbolizes "Jesus".
He mint well.
In Mexico, Coca Cola is made with cane sugar...
I guess you could call it "Coke-cane."
I found some unwrapped candy canes left over from last year.
They're in mint condition.
Know why Mr. Peanut uses a cane?
Bad case of plantar warts.
I'm going to display my candy cane collection for our family Christmas party this year...
After all, they're in mint condition...
I knew a guy who collected candy canes...
They were all in mint condition
I have a fine collection of candy canes.
They're in mint condition.
I once knew a guy who collected candy canes...
Last I knew, they were all in mint condition
