Moses owns a cafe in Heaven.

It’s called Holy Grounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankbonkripper_78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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How do you know if you're in a cafe that makes a real good cup of tea?

It's a property

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.

It was cache only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.

It took me four hours to eat my soup.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe

It was a bit Chewie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majin_P
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why are there no cafes in mines?

Because coffee should never be made under-ground.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What does a Jewish barista do at his cafe?

Hebrew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedForkKnife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Attorney Lex Lawson seeks out elegant and luxurious cafes wherever he goes. He has been widely recognized as a persistent .........

ambience chaser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Any punny name suggestions for a board game cafe?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I don't trust new cafes.

They fill me with uncertain tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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The food bar at the internet cafe was sold out today

I couldn't get a single byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"

I thought "I don't have time for that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why was the German vegan cafe not very popular with astronauts?

Because in β€œΓœter’s Place” no one here uses cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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A church by where we live has a cafe called He Brews. Pretty funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alganay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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I'm going to be dissapointed if there isn't a cafe here call Scrooby Snacks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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At the local cafe, the waitress always calls me "hun"...

I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I accidentally bumped into a guy at the cafe and spilled my coffee all over him.

Judging from the expresso on his face, he's not too happy with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What type of coffee do they sell at a cannibal cafe?

A cup of Joe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ludicrous_Speeed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Pun not really intended. A waterpipe cafe in Turkey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prittypotato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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More daily puns from the Inversnecky Cafe in Aberdeen, Scotland.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/89Dan
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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I recently started a new job in a cafe where I have to prepare all the fillings for cheese toasties.

It’s grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I’m so happy, my 3 year old daughter is learning Dad Jokes! Went to our local Zoo today and 1/2 way around there is a cafe so I asked her if she wanted an ice cream... and she said...

I Scream - aaaarrrhhhhh...

Even better when actually a true story!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I went to a gay cafe the other day

The only thing they sold was LGBtea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosts_amirite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Once, i met my friend at a cafe and he said:" Hey, whats up?"

So i said:"the ceiling."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why didn’t the scientist eat at the planetarium cafe?

There was an astronomically long line!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mutantbabysnort
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Quote in the Hard Rock Cafe Rome imgur.com/RcY3kzK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iulioh
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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In a cafe, I just saw a dad walk up to a girl on a ladder taking down Christmas decorations.

Are you supposed to be working when you're high?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Muskwatch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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OMG! Did you hear that the T-Rex Cafe is hiring?!

Apparently they're short handed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paintedforfilth
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Have you been to the cafe that's owned and operated by T-Rexes?

The food is good but the service is slow. They're always short handed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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When calm, why is it bad to visit cafes on an island in the South Pacific Ocean?

They make you Fiji tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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The milk frother on the espresso machine at the cafe was broken.

You might say it ran out of steam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NWMossBack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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There was a sign outside the cafe.

It said, "We are looking for a cleaner."

Hmm, I wonder where he got to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I went to a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning and the woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?"

"Does it affect the price?" I asked.

"No, not at all." she replied.

"In that case, I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Why didn’t the play-writer write in cafe?

He didn’t want to make a scene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sonictl16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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All Internet cafes have...

DEDICATED SERVERS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TogTMW
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2013
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Dating on OKCupid, I get tired of going out to bars or cafes. I wanted to do something novel...

... so I invited him to meet me at a bookstore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomme_dor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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We could open a restaurant called the human cafe.

Our motto would be, we're serving one another.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank62899
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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We were passing by a place called the Donut Bagel Cafe

My dad glances over and says "Be respectful, we're passing by a holey place."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelaserpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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How do you attract ghosts to your cafe?

Set up a wifi cold-spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klingers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Uncle (Dads mate) Cafe

So my dads best mate and I went to a cafe for lunch and it goes something like this;

Me: Hey! Could I please have a flat white and two sausage rolls, cheers

Dads Mate: Yeah, I'll have the same actually

Waitress: No worries, and are you two together?

Dads Mate: Nah we're just eating lunch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boonhuntr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Someone witnessed a mime killing someone at a cafe earlier today...

He was classified as silent but deadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynkzKross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.

I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"

She said "I fixed it!"

I replied "No, you defaced it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De-Vox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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I met a girl at an internet cafe

but we didn't click

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbcom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained.

It took me four hours to eat my soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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