Burnin' Puns

A list of puns related to "Burnin'"

Bar talk: Dude 1: What was that song by Eric Burdon again; something about love is on fire? Dude 2: Yeah. Yeah. "Love is a burnin' thing, and it makes a fiery ring..."

Dude 3: I think it was Hotel California. "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door..."

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods ....

.... it was a clear case of criminal in tent.

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👤︎ u/MrNakamura
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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The word we were looking for was "Sternos..."

Planning out the holiday potluck in the company kitchen.

M: Hey do we have any more of those things to keep the food hot? The chafing dish things. What do you call those?

G: I think they're Bunsen B-... wait no.

B: Burners?

M: Yeah but there's another word for them

G: Yeah. What is it?

B: Burners.

M: No that's not right.

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M: We should ask Sean Paul. He would know

.... ?

M: Cause he be burnin'.

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👤︎ u/fullanalpanic
📅︎ Nov 26 2013
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