Brussel Sprout Puns

A list of puns related to "Brussel Sprout"

I roasted brussel sprouts...

I told them to quit trying to be cabbage because they'll never get "a head" like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WoefullyYours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What do you call a Belgian kid?

A Brussels sprout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Routine_Palpitation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What's the most hated vegetable in the world?

Kim Jong Un

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call children living in the capital city of Belgium?

Brussels sprouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asterisk49
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Sitting at Christmas dinner with the family

Aunt: There's to be gale force winds tonight.

Dad: It's all those Brussel sprouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlickBoogie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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