Bought a shrink ray to use on myself. I'm starting an insect rodeo.

Turns out I'm best on the fly.

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📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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Did you hear about the Norse god who went through a shrink ray?

He was a little Thor afterwards.

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📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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She wanted a microwave for her birthday...

So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.

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📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What is a psychologist's most powerful weapon?

The shrink ray

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📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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