A list of puns related to "Comic Books"
Just what I need, more issues!
I suppose it's because windows no longer supports flash. Yeah.
She said I have too many issues.
Because they're drawn to tempt Asians.
Turns out the owner was arrested for being a heroine dealer.
they always seem to have lots of issues.
They're far too graphic
I keep telling him he has issues
I have to draw my own conclusions.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
I have to draw my own conclusions.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
They had a lot of issues
It was an issue
Now they think I have issues
The police investigating the crime scene says that the details are sketchy.
Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.
It was quite a Marvel.
Call it the Stan Lee Cup.
Salesperson: Of course. Which one?
Me: William.
She called him Andrew.
It was very graphic!
They only possess convention-al wisdom
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
As a kid I loved to get the sunday comics from the paper and read Calvin and Hobbes. I loved it so much my parents would get me the compilation books as gifts for birthdays and christmas. I always thought it was funny when Calvin would ask his dad how "x" works. One day my son when he was about 6 years old asked my why some TV shows were in black and white. Inspired by this calvin and hobbes comic where Calvin's dad explains why photos are black and white. http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ch/1993/ch930919.gif
I decided to do the same thing to my kid. I told him that the world was black and white back then and that things didn't start to become in color for decades later. I got a good chuckle out of it, but because he was so young, I didn't realize that he actually believed it. I soon forgot that I told him the world was black and white. When he was about 11 or 12, one day I got a call from my wife and she asked me, "Did you tell your son that the world used to be black and white?" I start laughing immediately and said yes! How did you know? She said because your son is writing an essay about how the world used to be black and white for school and he asked me what year the world became color. He believed that for like 6 years!
I told her my fiancee's family might not like the norse mythology theme
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
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In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
"Marvel to introduce female Thor. Women's status in comic books has gone from bad to Norse."
Earlier my family was having a conversation about all the movies based on comic books that have been coming out. Later we were watching tv when a trailer for Exodus came on and this exchange happened.
Sister, "See it's not all comic book movies, some are based on the bible too."
Dad chimes in, "The world's first comic book."
I took our 16 month old dog, Thor, to the vet yesterday for his annual shots.
Vet, to me: "Looks like the last time we saw Thor was for his surgery to get neutered."
Vet, later, to Thor: "So are you like the comic book Thor? Do you have a big hammer?"
Me: "Not since that last appointment."
It was an issue.
It was an issue.
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