My son spends all of his money on comic books

I keep telling him he has issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netcharge0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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There should be a yearly award for best new comic book.

Call it the Stan Lee Cup.

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My friend showed me his huge comic book collection...

It was quite a Marvel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Help: Spent my whole shower trying to think of comic book-based puns for toiletries. Best I could do was Conditioner Gordon and a 2 in 1 shampoo named Harvey Dent.

Maybe a No More Tears version called Daredevil? I don’t know. A sleeping mask called the Dark Night? Deadpoop toilet paper? I’m drowning here, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yikesomalley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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All the comic books I inherited from my brother have their last page ripped off.

I have to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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My older bother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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All the comic books I bought from the store seem to be missing the last page.

I have to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What comic book hero loves dad jokes?

The PUNisher

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Marvel hired a new comic book artist, her name is An. They told her to create a new character.

She called him Andrew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nogxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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You go to comic book stores?

You have issues.

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My friend works in IT and I asked him, β€œHow do you make a motherboard?”

He said, β€œI usually tell her about my job.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My mate, Skippy, is a bit of a nerd. Just last night he spent 2 hours telling me about all the characters named Kang.

For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time

or

In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.

I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My mom said whenever I get married, I should do something low key

I told her my fiancee's family might not like the norse mythology theme

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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He believed it for years!

As a kid I loved to get the sunday comics from the paper and read Calvin and Hobbes. I loved it so much my parents would get me the compilation books as gifts for birthdays and christmas. I always thought it was funny when Calvin would ask his dad how "x" works. One day my son when he was about 6 years old asked my why some TV shows were in black and white. Inspired by this calvin and hobbes comic where Calvin's dad explains why photos are black and white. http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/ch/1993/ch930919.gif

I decided to do the same thing to my kid. I told him that the world was black and white back then and that things didn't start to become in color for decades later. I got a good chuckle out of it, but because he was so young, I didn't realize that he actually believed it. I soon forgot that I told him the world was black and white. When he was about 11 or 12, one day I got a call from my wife and she asked me, "Did you tell your son that the world used to be black and white?" I start laughing immediately and said yes! How did you know? She said because your son is writing an essay about how the world used to be black and white for school and he asked me what year the world became color. He believed that for like 6 years!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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My dad on the new female Thor

"Marvel to introduce female Thor. Women's status in comic books has gone from bad to Norse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Novawurmson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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My dad just said this after an exchange between my mom and sister.

Earlier my family was having a conversation about all the movies based on comic books that have been coming out. Later we were watching tv when a trailer for Exodus came on and this exchange happened.

Sister, "See it's not all comic book movies, some are based on the bible too."

Dad chimes in, "The world's first comic book."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Took the dog to the vet

I took our 16 month old dog, Thor, to the vet yesterday for his annual shots.

Vet, to me: "Looks like the last time we saw Thor was for his surgery to get neutered."

Vet, later, to Thor: "So are you like the comic book Thor? Do you have a big hammer?"

Me: "Not since that last appointment."

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