Brother German Puns

A list of puns related to "Brother German"

A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.

“Look mom, no Hans!”

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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My brother said he would gift me either a short sleeved shirt or a German sausage.

I hope for the vest but expecting the wurst.

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👤︎ u/unique_username_72
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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I almost answered the phone when my talkative German brother-in-law was calling me, but thankfully I recognized the number.

That was a Klaus call

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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At A Culture Fest

We're a thoroughly American family with German/Danish roots. For fun we went to a Greek culture festival as a different kind of Friday night. As soon as we're through the gate, he turns to my youngest brother and mutters:

"Everything seems so...foreign."

He was so pleased with himself that he repeated it to each one of us separately.

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👤︎ u/voodoo_stingray
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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A German pushes his brother off a cliff

"look mom no hans!"

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👤︎ u/whippit2011
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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