It went off without a hitch
A FedEx-Wife
I said, “they’re mostly dead”
Because it was her dowelry.
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Cus she never marries the best man
It was one hell of a barbecue.
"The Czechs in the mail."
2B
It was an Otis wedding.
Finally, I found my wife’s porpoise
He got cold feet.
A new last name.
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
My new husband agrees I need to learn to spell
They’re inconceivable
She's willing to go the extra 1.60934km for me.
but it's the best pub in the area, Bar Nun.
Both being from Texas, the MIL wanted something BIG and fancy. And the BTB wanted more of a traditional outdoors gathering. They couldn't even agree on what to serve their guests for dinner. As the date approached, they were barely speaking to each other.
In the end, it was a chili reception.
Better to love a short man than to never love a tall!
A thinly veiled threat.
Martial Arts
"Well, it's been a very emotional wedding folks, even the cake is in tiers!"
He wasn’t ready for kermitment.
"Let me give you some advice for your new marriage. First, decide who will do the dishes. Because if you don't, your marriage will result in many dish-appointments."
Because they never marry the best man !
