What a breadful night...
Is she the dad now? Are we both? Either way i sense more socks with Crocs in my future.
He took it with a grain assault.
I've been throwing out some popcorn and sometimes bread crumbs instead of composting it. They like it. And I like them. They'll CAW at me sometimes when I get in the car.
I've heard that Crows....when they like you...they'll leave little gifts for you on your door step. Shining things, like bits of foil, bottle caps, buttons...etc.
And while it's not explicitly stated...they do expect something in return.
It's Quid Pro Crow.
The waitress spilled bread crumbs onto the table
Waitress: Oops. Sorry the bread was so crumby.
Dad: I actually thought the bread was great!
My wife went to remove a bread crumb from our infant son's shirt and somehow managed to flick the piece of bread into her own eye. She looked at me in pain and asked "Do I have a piece of bread in my eye?"
I couldn't help but respond with "yes, but first I must remove the loaf in my own eye".
reference: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+7%3A5&version=ESV
My son was helping me make bread crumbs. My husband comes along and says: Honey you don't need any fancy kitchen stuff, you've got your own personal kitchen aid right there!
