At the Indian Restaurant

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

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At an Indian restaurant with my parents.

An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.

My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2014
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What my dad said when he found out the Indian restaurant was out of bread...

This is naansense

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