Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
The founder of SpaceX is launching his own brand of fragrant candles.
What brand of shoes do extroverts wear?
My name brand gaming computer just died
A lady with name brand leggings sold me a really crappy car
I guess it was a lulu-lemon
What shoe brand is the worst for the environment?
Buy Exorcist Brand Flour Today!
The powder of Christ compels you!
My mom wanted to be careful about which brands of ointment she bought.
She didn’t want to make any rash decisions.
My wife was buying It brand makeup…
Until I told her It was for the frugal makeup buyers who want to be Pennywise.
Elmer’s Glue is the most customer loyal brand on the market
They always stick with you
What is Wiz Khalifa's favorite hardware brand?
BLACK AND DECKER, BLACK AND DECKER, BLACK AND DECKER.
What's Spiderman's favorite charcoal grill brand?
Weber.
You knew it was coming...
Brand new 5G phone with features that are totally uncalled for:
What is middle-aged furniture’s favorite clothing brand?
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says:
“Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
4.5yo and I were walking around with our brand new triple stroller today.
He puts some optional inserts for carseats into the carrier basket under the stroller. Tells me they're space umbrellas.
I ask him, "whatever would we need a space umbrella for?"
Without missing a beat, he says "meteor showers."
I'm not exaggerating at all, but this was too good not to share.
My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said “wow that’s an amazing car.”
“If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year.”
If H.P. Lovecraft had a Clothing Brand
It'd probably be called Cthulhu Lemon.
need a pun for a brand name! this is a paint tube filled with liquid blush, so a cosmetics brand and i want the name of it to be punny, please help!
I was hanging out with my friend Sierra when she tried to throw her off-brand soda bottle into the trash can
Which fizzy drink brand is grammatically incorrect?
What's the most musical computer brand?
I got lucky and got extra leg room on my last flight!
What brand underwear do scientists use?
Kelvin Klein!
You may now downvote me.
Edit : Jesus Christmas this blew up.
What is the cheapest car brand?
What brand of laundry detergent does a fisherman use?
massage oil brand for men only called massaginist
What brand detergent does a recovered opioid addict use?
If Snape was in charge of giving out period products at Hogwarts he would give out the same brand…
What do you call a name brand stick?
Bret Michaels is endorsing a brand of super buttery greasy popcorn.
It’s called “Unskinny Pop”
My old brother keeps eating all my papers ...
So, I had to switch to ep-son.
What’s an artist favorite shoe brand?
What's a dad's favorite brand of breading?
I use chemistry puns, but only periodically
Why is Mercedes the safest brand of car?
Because Mercedes Benz but doesn't break.
What designer brand does Cardi B stand behind?
I'm creating a knockoff brand motorcycle
I'm naming it Hardley-Davidson
what brand of shoes do linguists wear?
If H.P Lovecraft had a Clothing Brand
It'd probably be called Cthulhu Lemon
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