I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".

I bought 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elster000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"

Slim to Nun?

(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megad1rt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is it called when you spend an hour in the bookstore browsing for German philosophers?

A Schopenhauer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HudsonSlaby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I walked into a bookstore and asked an employee β€œDo you have any books by Shakespeare?”

Employee: Of course sir. Which one?

Me: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A Dad walks into a bookstore and says, β€œ Can I have a book by Shakespeare?” β€œOf course, sir, which one?”

Dad: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saurontheokay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Me at the bookstore: Do you have any books on turtles?

Cashier: Hard back?

Me: yea, with little heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OppositeWolf770
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Dad walking into bookstore. "Do you have any books on Turtles?"

Worker: "Hardback?"

Dad: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I walked into a bookstore the other day and asked the clerk if they had any books on turtles.

Worker: "Hard back?"

Me: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A bare book walks into the bookstore and says β€œIt’s so cold in here.”

Store owner hands him a jacket and says, β€œI got you covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Got dad joked at the bookstore where I work today

I work at a large retail bookstore, and my job is basically just to wander around and help people find what they're looking for. Yesterday I spotted an older gentleman looking lost, so I asked him if he needed help finding anything.

"Yeah, the new Dr. Seuss one, whatever it is."

So I led him to the kid's section where we have a whole display for What Pet Should I Get.

"This one's been really popular, as you can guess," I said as I grabbed one off the display for him. As I did so, a few of the books behind it toppled off the display and onto the ground.

"Yeah," he said, "I can see they're just flying off the shelves."

I laughed for a few minutes and he left with his book and the look of satisfaction that only comes from a top-tier dad joke.

Edit: Oops. Put 'today' in the title but it rly happened yesterday. Sorry! :x

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5lash3r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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I found this in an abandoned bookstore while doing some training with my fire department imgur.com/vZSNrG3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyScrotum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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Catholic Bookstore

My dad my girlfriend and I are having a conversation.

Dad: So where is it your mum works again, a religious book store right?

GF: Yea she's been there for about 12 years.

Dad: Is it a family run business?

Me: Yea, it's run by the sisters!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksaint
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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I went to a bookstore and asked the guy, β€œDo you have any books by Shakespeare?”

Guy: Of course sir. Which one?

Me: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I went to the bookstore and asked an employee, β€œDo you have anything by Shakespeare?”

He said, β€œOf course. Which one?”

Me: β€œWilliam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I went to a bookstore and asked, β€œExcuse me, do you have a book by Shakespeare?”

Bookstore guy: Of course, sir. Which one?

Me: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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I went to the bookstore and asked the guy, β€œ Excuse me, do you have a book by Shakespeare?”

The guy said, β€œOf course. Which one?”

Me: William.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I walked into a bookstore...

"Do you have any books on turtles?"

"Yes, hard back?"

"Yeah, that's them, little heads too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruffyshaggy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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