I'm really into craft board games, so when my kid came up to me wanting to play "That game with the Reverse Cards." I replied..

We don't talk about Uno

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I swear some bad papers are just Tearable..

Heard they were enrolled into Card-boarding school.

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A kid and his dad are playing cards...

The kids tells his father "Dad, I'm bored" The father then pulls out a box and says "are you sure you're not card board?"

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 30 2022
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A clown bets an old man $100 he can make him laugh. Man says "Sure, it won't happen"

Clown asks: "What do you call someone posing as a fake Italian chef? An im-pasta"

Man doesn't laugh

Clown asks: "What do you get when you cross a tiger and a bear? A tiger and a bear seeking revenge."

No response

Clown asks: "Which super hero asks the most questions? Wonder Woman"

Nothing

Clown asks: "Have you heard of the baseball team the Chicago Hot Dogs? They are the wurst"

Doesn't crack a smile

Clown asks: "Why was the alcoholic so annoying? He wined too much"

Clown starts to get nervous

Clown asks: "The disinterested hockey player got a penalty. What was it? Boarding"

Blank look

Clown asks: "What is a nun's favorite card game? Old Maid"

Yawn

Clown asks: "How do crustaceans celebrate birthdays? With crab cakes"

Annoyed

Clown asks: "What do you call a champion deer? A Win-doe"

grasping at straws

Finally Clown asks: "How do sheep sleep when they have nightmares? Baaaaadly"

He never laughs. Clown gives him his $100 and asks "Did any of my jokes make you laugh?"

Man says "No pun-in-ten-did"

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👤︎ u/Scoob1978
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Are Board Games also called Board Games because we play them when we are bored?

I realize they are in fact made of particle board.

But really. They should be made of cardboard because we play cards on them.

Haha

Ok lame joke. I'll stop drinking coffee now.

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