A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
A scientist discovered the null blood type (type 0) in 1901
What do bloods call their guns?
What blood type does an optimist have?
My uncle died last week because the doctors couldn't figure out his blood type.
At least my uncle was being supportive as he kept on yelling, "Be positive!"
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood.
Unfortunately it was a Type-O.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
Need donors for my phone's blood transfusion.
Dialysis is a blood bath.
Blood and Organ related puns please
So a colleague is leaving my work (transfusion medicine lab) to work as an information manager for the organ transplant service. I make cards and I’m trying to think up something punny to write on/in his card and I’ll paint a picture on the front for context. I was thinking like “bloody good luck” or “sorry you’re transplanting”... but less shitty!
Thanks in advance :)
On what type of plate does Dracula get his blood soup served on?
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
Why is the doctor at the blood bank picky about her dates?
In which era did the half demon bloods exist?
Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type.
At least he told us to be positive.
Know what the female equivalent of blood brothers are?
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
Would you like to hear a bad joke about blood?
*dad joke
Sorry. It was a Type O
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
What does the doctor say when he misjudged my blood type?
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood...
The nurse asks the rabbit: “What’s your blood type?”
The rabbit replies: “I’m probably a Type O.”
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
A monk, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
Rabbit says “I think I’m a type O”
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
My blood test result said my blood type was type A
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type
As he died he kept on insisting for us to “be positive”, but it’s hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had Type A blood
Turns out it was a Type-O
A priest an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type O."
A priest a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank
The rabbit says I think I'm a type-o
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type O.”
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
My grandfather died because the report said he had type A blood
Unfortunately it was a Type-O
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...
The rabbit says, “I think I might be type o.”
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