Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?

He was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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How do you find Will Smith after a blizzard?

Follow the Fresh Prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Fun Fact: Papyrus and Sans hate blizzards. They always get... SNOWDIN.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCCreeper844
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I kept bothering blizzard for banning hk supporter

He told me β€œwhat do you want with Mei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexandrezico10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?

We better get inuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JS0D
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Dad comes in from shoveling snow after the blizzard.

"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."

Oof...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiznazTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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A random blizzard happened in Ontario...

My dad said "Boy, I hope this snow keeps up!"

I asked why, and he said "That way it doesn't come down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaM8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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Today, we drove past Dairy Queen and my dad spurts out, "What is Homer Simpsons favorite blizzard?" "Cookie DOH!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeseturd102
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2014
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Some people brainstorm

I brain blizzard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wornsy21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm

"You're a blizzard, Harry"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsu_Miola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What's something you looked forward to as a kid but now don't like?

Blizzard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmanx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...

took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.

The secret reward is called Waist of Time.

Well played, Blizzard, well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Why did Hagrid say when he went to Dairy Queen?

β€œDo you want a Blizzard β€˜arry?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyHemphill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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My iguana got stuck in a snowstorm.

Man, what a blizzard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StacheKetchum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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My dad got me and my girlfriend good

Dad was driving us to his place, and we were talking about games. Girlfriend mentions Blizzard.

Dad: Which one is Blizzard?

Girlfriend: The guys that make World of Warcraft!

Dad: Huh. I thought they were the guys that made the ice.

Goddammits were all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frognificent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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Boyfriend dropped this about the pending snowstorm

Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.

Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..

Him: Like, from Sonic?

He laughs for long, long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arechs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard

You look for fresh prints...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/htu-mark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Just look for the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maryjane-doe420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What did Hagrid say when he went to Dairy Queen?

β€œDo you want a blizzard β€˜arry?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddyHemphill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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